Wasted Away Again In Margaritaville....

Ok, so my first ever Jimmy Buffett concert was weekend before last. It was quite an experience. And ALOT of people watching. First off, everyone gets there 193474584 hours before it starts and tailgates. When we got there the people we parked next to were pouring bottles of tequila into coolers filled with ice and margarita mix. It made me wonder why I had never done that. In fact, I was thinking it'd be really cool to have a refrigerator that, instead of having a water fountain in it, that it had a margarita fountain. That's my kind of refrigerator! Anyway, as I was marveling over the amount of liquor they were getting out of the back of their car, I was texting Michelle to find out where she was so I could say hi before she left to go home. I managed to find her and we talked before she left....she made me sign up to win an autographed guitar signed by Eli Young Band. I thought it'd be funny if I actually won it. Apparently I didn't. Michelle asked me if I saw a certain lady walking around and from the description she gave me I told her I had not. Don't worry, 10 minutes later I did. Get ready for this: she was wearing flip flops, a thong bikini bottoms, and 2 heart pasties over her nipples. That was it. And her boobs, though fake, were huge. I know I starred at her with my mouth gaping open. I just couldn't believe that's all she was wearing. And to be satisfied enough with yourself to actually do it is amazing! After that, nothing else really surprised me. I saw alot of homemade hats and shirts. I saw TONS of sharks, and cheeseburgers, fins, and parrot hats. Good grief. I decided if I was gonna go I'd get into the spirit of things and be just as cool as everyone else there. So I sang, and danced, even did fins to the left and fins to the right. It was a lot of fun and alot of drunk people in one place.
The guy who sat in front of us (his name was Mike and I thought, doesn't that just figure, and Deidre it made me think, you can't sling a dead cat around here without hitting a Mike) and he was with this lady old enough to be his mother. And I know they were on a date because he just kept telling her to have fun that they were on a date. Well, she wasn't having fun. And if she had told him one more time that he was embarrasing her because he was standing up and singing and dancing and having a good time, I was gonna slap her. She even one time told him she was gonna leave and he'd have to ask one of us to take him home. So he turns around to me and goes, "where do you live." I said, "allen." He says, "is that near Arlington?" I said, "No." He says, "Well if she leaves me here will you take me home?" I said, "To Arlington?" He said, "Yeah, I have my own place it's not like I live with my parents or anything." You know, because that really mattered to me. I said, "Well that's like an hour away from where I live, so I'd have to take you home tomorrow." hahahahahaha He was like, "ok, cool." Thank goodness she took him home. I will say this though, he was REALLY cute and ex military and my age and he kissed me on the cheek and hugged me before he left.....

"Standing underneath this broken street light, Can somebody take me home?" That's what kept playing over and over in my head.