Today I almost killed myself

Ok not really but it was very tragic! If you know me, you know that I'm not very graceful (except for when I dance). So today I was spreading some holiday cheer by putting up these wooden signs outside with Santa and snowmen and trees on them. Well I go to do the last one and as I'm pushing as hard as I can to get it to go in the ground the top of it breaks and I go plunging into the flower bed and the wood slices up my hand and tears off about 5 layers of skin off my palm. Not to mention I bend back all of my nails on that hand. The other hand has scratches all over it. I just started crying because I look down at my palm and the skin is just hanging there in 2 different spots and now I'm gonna have to rip it off. The sad thing is tomorrow I'm going to feel worse because my whole body will be sore from the fall, especially my arms that tried to save me from falling directly on my face. I may need alcohol. I'm just saying.

Speaking of alcohol....okay well speaking of fabulous Ireland and cute boys, I find it ironic that our little Liam from Dromoland Castle Bar sent me a message on Bebo today after we've been talking and romanticizing about Ireland. He's just so cute. I was reading his Bebo page and I just love how they all type words. Why can't we be cool like that?

Yay one more sleep until Eye Candy and 2 more sleeps until WB and my favorites! I've missed you girls!

Nothing to Report

I know you want details, but I have none. As I explained to Deidre, it was left at, tell me when you want to go to dinner, and I haven't told him. Perhaps I will e-mail him about it when I get done here and see when the next weekend is that he has free. I say that because I know he has his daughter every other weekend, and I don't know when that weekend is!

I've been a bit under the weather, but as I always do, I self medicate with antibiotics from work and I'm beginning to feel a lot better. I'm looking forward to getting out of the house this weekend and seeing some of my favorite people! YAY! It seems like forever since I've seen anyone but my mother! So this weekend is much needed.

Until I see you, have a great rest of the week! love!

Life just keeps passing by

So said boy from my past that I wasn't sure if I wanted to see again or not...well I will be seeing him as he's asked me to dinner. I'm going to go and we'll see how it goes. It doesn't hurt that he told me I'm still as beautiful as I always was. Boys can tell me that all they want! haha

Life has been boring. I've had to be a personal chauffer to my mom, which hasn't bothered me at all. It bothers her though and she's constantly telling me. Seriously, just let me do this, it's not like she didn't drive me around for 15 years of my life before driver's ed. It's driving me nuts. haha driving.....

I'm mad at Dancing with the Stars, so now all my votes are going for Marie Osmond. Screw it.

Tomorrow I'm heading to my grandparents in Mesquite to have Thanksgiving with my family. I'm so lucky that everyone lives in this area. I can't wait to eat all the food that is prepared. I can taste it already!

You girls have a safe journey home and I will see you all when you get back...well one sooner than the other! I am thankful to have you in my life! I love you my beautiful friends!

My weekend was rather boring as my Mom had knee surgery so I've been her nurse for the past 4 days. Now I'm just her chauffer from physical therapy to doctors appointments...etc...etc...etc...

I was rather ecstatic when Deidre called on Friday afternoon to say, "Did you know No Justice was at Hanks tonight or were you not gonna tell me?" As Ellen would shout, I said "WHAT? Well if you want to go I'm so there!" So go we did. What about her Mom you ask? Well I fed her, put her to bed, and gave her some pain pills to put her to sleep whilst I went and oogled at a cute boy from Stillwater, OK. I love No Justice and it really made me feel good when both Steve and Brandon were happy to see us. It had definitely been WAY TOO LONG. The new stuff is wonderful, I even got a video of the golden locket song, which is great!

heehee whilst. I love how people in Ireland talk. I've been reading my Cork slang book Deidre gave me for my birthday to my Mom. We've become rather cultured. There's some funny stuff in there. As I read it, I'll try to post some funny definitions on here. It's cracking me up!

I won't go into detail about Dancing with the Stars, but I refuse to let Scary Spice win. I mean they've got the same show in England where you are from, GO BE ON THERE. Where are my votes going you say? 75 % Jennie Garth, 25% Cameron Mathison. There I said it and I'm proud. thankyouverymuch...

Yo Shorty it's your birthday, We're gonna party like it's your birthday...

And party did we! WOWZA!

The day started off pretty bad for me. A little incident at the carwash place (which is going to be fixed by them tomorrow supposedly) and me threatening to call my lawyer and me not leaving the spot until someone decided to fess up and fix the problem, but once I let it go I must say the night went pretty well. The following is a list (which may be added to later as I remember stuff) of happenings in the night: (get ready!)

• OMG Dawn look at that sticker!?!?!?!
• how many drinks did I have last year on my birthday because I plan to consume more this year (I didn't by the way!)
• OMG Jamie can legally drink now!
• don't use the 3rd stall toilet there's a crack in the seat and my ass just got stuck in it.
• Willy Braun is that you...oh no it's the opening band just covering 2 of your songs
• WTF? where's South First Band? If I wanted to hear a cover band I'd go to Gilleys
• "Whiskey River Take my mind...." Lost Trailers is that you? haha
• Is it me or is that Stoney they're playing?
• "It's a beautiful morning to see the sun rise......" BR ROCKS btw....
• Is this girl behind me gonna elbow me all night or what?
• Lori: let's take pictures! Us: how drunk are you already?!?!?!
• Mike: tonight is Dawn's birthday. on the count of 3 everyone say happy birthday Dawn. 1...2...3...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWN! (that was really cool!)
• 2 1/2 jager bombs...1 red-headed slut....5 smirnoff ice.....and 1 redbull and vodka later......lets go stand in line to meet the band! w00-hoo!
• keep your money, what shirt do you want? happy birthday....;)
• Deidre: so are you ever gonna show us the bus or what?
• Security guard: where do you ladies think you're going? Mike: they're with me. (in your face!)
• Jamie: I'm going to take pictures of that big ass sticker on the back of the bus.
• We make it on the bus, I have to pee. Apparently it's a $100 fine if you flush toilet paper in the toilet. So, you have to air dry because I couldn't find one sheet of toilet paper in there.....
• Ok there's way too many people in here let's go to the back. Now let's go back to the front....haha
• If I don't get out of here I'm going to vomit.
• Sometime I text Sara and Heather. (note to self...don't drunk text!)
• Ok I can't get this door to open. I think I'll just beat on the door until someone outside opens it for me. Mike, as he opens the door for me: what are you doing? haha
• note to self: when you are drunk you tell the truth WAY too much!
• Mike: I designed this highways and broken hearts tattoo and I'm getting it next week along with stars that start here and go to here. Me: did you know if you get a tattoo you can't donate bone marrow?
• Mike: Dawn would you please put this (johnny cooper) koozie away I keep picking it up for you. Me: I just love Johnny Cooper. If I was 18 again I'd be all over him. I used to think that way about you too. Mike: well what happened? Me: oh, well I know you now. (LMAO!)
• Me & Jamie: Mike why are you smoking? Mike: I've been smoking for a long time. Me: but it's going to ruin that beautiful voice of yours. Mike: well by then....Dawn cuts in: you'll be old, wrinkly with ugly tattoos. (good grief did I have vomit of the mouth or what?!?!?!)
• Me: Deidre and I saw Maroon 5 last weekend. Mike: Oh I bet that was good. Me: It was better than good! One day we'll be spending $66 to see you boys play. Mike: Well if you're smart you won't pay that you'll call someone to get you tickets. Me: Well I guess I won't be calling you. (in your face Mr. only my Mom has my new number!)
• Mike: I know it's taking a long time to get this new cd out. You don't understand I have like 50 songs written....Deidre: Mike has 50 songs?!?!
• Us: we love that new song "Fallen" Mike: yeah I wrote that with Ryan James. He's such a badass. Ya'll should check him out. Us: We're pretty sure we knew of Ryan James before you did Mike. thanks.
• I wrote that song with Ryan James
• I wrote that song with Ryan James
• Me: If he says he wrote that song with Ryan James one more time I'm going to murder someone.
• After a few pics, we decide to leave. Gage: I'll walk ya'll to the car.
• Apparenly Gage thought Deidre wanted to make out with him. That's just gross Gage!
• We get back to the hotel. Lori is making out with a 22 year old while her friend is passed out covered in vomit in Lori's car. Apparenly Lori couldn't remember our room number. haha
• It smells like dirty diapers in here.
• There's a story about poop. And an early morning text about poop.
• Let's pack and go home.
• Deidre: Anyone see my camera?

Ok, that's all I can remember for now. I had an AWESOME birthday celebration! Thank you to those of you who shared it with me! I love you!

Dear Ryan Gosling....

Now that you and Rachel McAdams have parted ways amicably please feel free to call me any time. I can always make myself available for you even if you are 5 years younger than me!