Yo Shorty it's your birthday, We're gonna party like it's your birthday...

And party did we! WOWZA!

The day started off pretty bad for me. A little incident at the carwash place (which is going to be fixed by them tomorrow supposedly) and me threatening to call my lawyer and me not leaving the spot until someone decided to fess up and fix the problem, but once I let it go I must say the night went pretty well. The following is a list (which may be added to later as I remember stuff) of happenings in the night: (get ready!)

• OMG Dawn look at that sticker!?!?!?!
• how many drinks did I have last year on my birthday because I plan to consume more this year (I didn't by the way!)
• OMG Jamie can legally drink now!
• don't use the 3rd stall toilet there's a crack in the seat and my ass just got stuck in it.
• Willy Braun is that you...oh no it's the opening band just covering 2 of your songs
• WTF? where's South First Band? If I wanted to hear a cover band I'd go to Gilleys
• "Whiskey River Take my mind...." Lost Trailers is that you? haha
• Is it me or is that Stoney they're playing?
• "It's a beautiful morning to see the sun rise......" BR ROCKS btw....
• Is this girl behind me gonna elbow me all night or what?
• Lori: let's take pictures! Us: how drunk are you already?!?!?!
• Mike: tonight is Dawn's birthday. on the count of 3 everyone say happy birthday Dawn. 1...2...3...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWN! (that was really cool!)
• 2 1/2 jager bombs...1 red-headed slut....5 smirnoff ice.....and 1 redbull and vodka later......lets go stand in line to meet the band! w00-hoo!
• keep your money, what shirt do you want? happy birthday....;)
• Deidre: so are you ever gonna show us the bus or what?
• Security guard: where do you ladies think you're going? Mike: they're with me. (in your face!)
• Jamie: I'm going to take pictures of that big ass sticker on the back of the bus.
• We make it on the bus, I have to pee. Apparently it's a $100 fine if you flush toilet paper in the toilet. So, you have to air dry because I couldn't find one sheet of toilet paper in there.....
• Ok there's way too many people in here let's go to the back. Now let's go back to the front....haha
• If I don't get out of here I'm going to vomit.
• Sometime I text Sara and Heather. (note to self...don't drunk text!)
• Ok I can't get this door to open. I think I'll just beat on the door until someone outside opens it for me. Mike, as he opens the door for me: what are you doing? haha
• note to self: when you are drunk you tell the truth WAY too much!
• Mike: I designed this highways and broken hearts tattoo and I'm getting it next week along with stars that start here and go to here. Me: did you know if you get a tattoo you can't donate bone marrow?
• Mike: Dawn would you please put this (johnny cooper) koozie away I keep picking it up for you. Me: I just love Johnny Cooper. If I was 18 again I'd be all over him. I used to think that way about you too. Mike: well what happened? Me: oh, well I know you now. (LMAO!)
• Me & Jamie: Mike why are you smoking? Mike: I've been smoking for a long time. Me: but it's going to ruin that beautiful voice of yours. Mike: well by then....Dawn cuts in: you'll be old, wrinkly with ugly tattoos. (good grief did I have vomit of the mouth or what?!?!?!)
• Me: Deidre and I saw Maroon 5 last weekend. Mike: Oh I bet that was good. Me: It was better than good! One day we'll be spending $66 to see you boys play. Mike: Well if you're smart you won't pay that you'll call someone to get you tickets. Me: Well I guess I won't be calling you. (in your face Mr. only my Mom has my new number!)
• Mike: I know it's taking a long time to get this new cd out. You don't understand I have like 50 songs written....Deidre: Mike has 50 songs?!?!
• Us: we love that new song "Fallen" Mike: yeah I wrote that with Ryan James. He's such a badass. Ya'll should check him out. Us: We're pretty sure we knew of Ryan James before you did Mike. thanks.
• I wrote that song with Ryan James
• I wrote that song with Ryan James
• Me: If he says he wrote that song with Ryan James one more time I'm going to murder someone.
• After a few pics, we decide to leave. Gage: I'll walk ya'll to the car.
• Apparenly Gage thought Deidre wanted to make out with him. That's just gross Gage!
• We get back to the hotel. Lori is making out with a 22 year old while her friend is passed out covered in vomit in Lori's car. Apparenly Lori couldn't remember our room number. haha
• It smells like dirty diapers in here.
• There's a story about poop. And an early morning text about poop.
• Let's pack and go home.
• Deidre: Anyone see my camera?

Ok, that's all I can remember for now. I had an AWESOME birthday celebration! Thank you to those of you who shared it with me! I love you!