I stole this from Shelly who got it from Kaitlin

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & first car) - Salty Dog Tempo

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) Rocky Road Chocolate Chip

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
D All

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) - Purple Orangutan

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)-Renee Houston

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) -
Allda

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put “The” in front) The Green Vodka Red Bull

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)- Wayne Floyd

9. STRIPPER NAME : ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Moonlight Path Sweettart

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names ) Lynn Robert

I actually have things to write about!

Ok, first Adairs last weekend was fun. I saw lots of things in one place that a person should never have to witness even once. Grandparents mugging it down at the bar, then behind us. Break dancing karate kid. China representation. Woman and barstool falling to floor. Same woman having to be carried out of bar because she's so drunk. Matt Powell writing lyrics down on an Adairs notepad, claiming "I do this all the time." Drew Kennedy with a wedding veil on. Joel kicking us out at 2 am out the back door. Good times. Here's some pics:

Second, I've got a psycho woman story for you. Last week my mother petsat for this couple that was going on vacation to Mexico. When she came in to drop off the key she was telling my Mom and another girl we work with about how horrible her husband was and how they were gonna get a divorce and she didn't know if one of them would be coming back alive. yada yada yada. Fast forward to this past Sunday afternoon. Said woman calls our house we let the machine get it. She starts off telling mom thanks for taking care of the dog but that she wasn't going to pay her because Mom was supposedly in on some conspiracy to have her commited 4 years ago when the family went to Hawaii. And how dare my Mom turn against her, etc, etc. Then said if you want to be paid you'll need to talk to my husband but good luck at getting any money from him. So my Mom calls her back and gets her machine. She leaves a message stating she has no clue what this woman is accusing her of but that she would be paid one way or the other. Lady calls mom back. Yells all the above mentioned at my Mom and says she's not paying her then hangs up. Mom calls this woman's son and leaves a message that his Mom is calling her accusing her of stuff and refusing to pay her and wants the son to call back with husband's number. 45 minutes later the woman calls back. We let the machine get it. She calmly apologizes for what she did to Mom and says it all had to do with some computer cables that were missing and she thought Mom took them but it turned out to be her husband and he was a horrible man and that she would come to pay her on Monday. Ok, now it's Monday. News report: Allen Woman murders husband on Sunday evening by stabbing him multiple times, beating his head in with a rock, then slashes his wrists! You've probably all seen it on the local news if not read it in the newspaper if you live in Dallas. Now we're just waiting for the police to call us since I'm sure Mom's number is on her caller id several times.

Third, 2 of my dogs had to spend the night in jail because on Saturday when we left for lunch for 2 hours the fence blew over and they got out. Probably ran amuck through the neighborhood for an hour then got picked up by animal control. After some miscommunication on their part, we finally got a call on Sunday afternoon that our dogs were at the pound so we went to pick them up. Our dogs are microchipped. I highly recommend microchips because that's how they were identfied!

Friday nights....

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. I ate tons of food all in one sitting that day at my grandparents. I had this dessert plate in front of me that I had prepared only to ask for some plastic wrap because I just couldn't eat it! But, no worries I managed to eat it on Saturday! Last Friday night I went out with Heather and Jamie. Thank you Heather for taking us to Monica's before the festivities..it was jst as yummy as I had remembered! After we ate, we went to watch the Stars lose, then we headed to Gilley's for Brandon Rhyder. Ladies get in free and $2.75 you call its was a very nice surprise whe we got there! Brandon was great. I hadn't seen hi in forever. Finally got my picture taken with him! Go me! Ran into some girls I used to teach dance to. Now they can get into bars. I'm getting OLD. After Gilley's we went to Adairs where I got to see little Joel. That was a nice surprise. I hadn't seen him in forever. Plus, we got to introduce Jamie to Adairs finally! I had a really great time!
Last night (friday) I met up with Deidre & Michelle at The Loon. Interesting place. It was so loud in there. Before I knew it we were surrounded by like 6 lawyers/attorneys, some drunker than 80 aliens. The atmosphere was different, so it was nice for a change. But, boo on them for not have red bull. Afterwards we went to Adairs. I had one drink and ran into Nicole there. Deidre & Michelle left for the dragonfly, but I stayed and hung out with Nicole for about an hour then headed home for some sleep before I had to work this morning.
Today our 57 inch HDTV is being delievered. Can't wait for that!
I know I entertained V with my Braun banter last night, but she started it by texting me!

I haven't written in a while, perhaps its because I really have nothing to write about. I'm sitting here going through my brain trying to find something, anything to write about it....wow I'm an extremely boring person. Let's see, what have I done since my birthday roadtrip.....

• Micky and the Motorcars--some of my favorite people were there, the girls next to me were line dancing and kick lining to "Twilight", everyone around them was annoyed, including me. Nothing more rude than drunk girls that know all the words to the songs
• I woke up the next morning sicker than a dog. And I'm still trying to get over the cough and the blowing of my nose
• Last friday I saw "Twilight" with all the Dallas girls. I can appreciate it for what it was. I'm hoping the next movie is done better.
• I just finished book 2 of the series. I cried within the first 100 pages. I was like, he's leaving her?!?!?! I was gonna hunt him down myself until I flipped to the last 100 pages of the book and cheated before I read on. I do that alot with books. I have to know the ending before I read how they got there. I've been that way all my life.
• I ran into Chanda at Kohls in Plano. It was really random. But, Emma is so amazing adorable I wanted to just eat her up!
• I can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner. I always name the 23 things I'm going to eat. And you can guarantee I will eat it all before the day is over. If there's one thing I can do, it's eat. Obviously.

Finally, to those of you who read this, I'm so thankful to have each and every one of you in my life! I'm even more thankful to call you my friends, actually my family. I love you all!