I have nothing to write in my diary, so I make things up

Lately tv and radio commercials either crack me up or make me think wtf. The title to this blog comes from the chili's commercial about some dinner special they have going on. For some reason this commercial made me laugh really hard. And it got me to thinking, if people get paid to make this junk up, I could totally get an advertising job. Why am I not doing this?

In work news, there are people here who's cell phones are connected to their wrists. This one boy we have working here his phone rings every 5 minutes and it's his wife calling about something or another. Seriously? I mean what the heck could she have to say to him? It's constant and it drives me nuts. If that were me they'd be yelling at me all the time about being on the phone. Another employee, a girl this time, she is texting every 1 minute. I'm like, "who are you texting?" "My boyfriend." "Does he not know you have a job?" "Yes."

I think I may be too independent to ever be married or in a relationship because that crap would drive me up the wall. It's not that I wouldn't want the person calling me or texting me, but NOT every 5 minutes.

So, here's to being the crazy cat lady on my street.

Do I seem different?

Yesterday Amy Jo says to me, "I just wanted to tell you that you seem different. I don't know if it's that you're happy where you are in your life right now or what, but you just seem happy and bubbly." Really? She continues, "I'm not saying that you've been horrile or anything, but I've just noticed a change in you." So I guess she thinks I'm nicer. I'm not sure. I thought about it for a moment. Then I said the first thing I could think of, "Well I did start a new birth control pill and it has more hormones in it, so maybe my hormones are evening out making me appear nicer." I mean, how do you answer someone who tells you you're nicer lately. I've always been nice, especially to the others at the dance studio. I don't know. Has anyone else noticed a change in me?

Yes, I think about weird things

I was watching a tv program that had actors who had different accents on it. Well, one of the characters (who the show is centered around) is deaf. However, she's one who can read lips and talk herself. So it made me think.....if you are deaf and you live in say England or Ireland, do you speak with an accent or do you just talk like an American? Because essentially all deaf people I've ever heard speak sound alot like us when they talk. I mean they can't "hear" the accent. But, it just made me wonder. And how would I find out the answer?

Weird, I know.

1 point for Dawn, 0 points for Souper Salad

So today I yelled at the manager at Souper Salad. Now I will admit that I'm suffering from PMS, so that didn't really help matters. However, I for some reason had all this food that I guess I thought I was going to eat (a case of my eyes were way bigger than my stomach) and I had a whole potato that I had prepared and then finally just couldn't eat. I ask for a take out box because I don't want the food to go to waste as I will eat it later. The waitress brings me a soup bowl. I look at my Mom and I said, "is she serious?" So I take the soup bowl up to the front counter and I go, "can I please have a box to put my potato in as it's not going to fit into this container obviously." She replies after rolling her eyes at me and taking in one of those breaths that you just know means you've pissed me off now and then with a voice that echos that pissed off glare, "here, but we really aren't supposed to do this." Well if you know me that kind of reaction didn't really sit well. So I say back to her, "Well if you want you could just throw the WHOLE potato away, I'm sure the Idaho potato growers won't mind if we waste their products." She just looked at me then turned around and helped the next customer.