I actually have things to write about!

Ok, first Adairs last weekend was fun. I saw lots of things in one place that a person should never have to witness even once. Grandparents mugging it down at the bar, then behind us. Break dancing karate kid. China representation. Woman and barstool falling to floor. Same woman having to be carried out of bar because she's so drunk. Matt Powell writing lyrics down on an Adairs notepad, claiming "I do this all the time." Drew Kennedy with a wedding veil on. Joel kicking us out at 2 am out the back door. Good times. Here's some pics:

Second, I've got a psycho woman story for you. Last week my mother petsat for this couple that was going on vacation to Mexico. When she came in to drop off the key she was telling my Mom and another girl we work with about how horrible her husband was and how they were gonna get a divorce and she didn't know if one of them would be coming back alive. yada yada yada. Fast forward to this past Sunday afternoon. Said woman calls our house we let the machine get it. She starts off telling mom thanks for taking care of the dog but that she wasn't going to pay her because Mom was supposedly in on some conspiracy to have her commited 4 years ago when the family went to Hawaii. And how dare my Mom turn against her, etc, etc. Then said if you want to be paid you'll need to talk to my husband but good luck at getting any money from him. So my Mom calls her back and gets her machine. She leaves a message stating she has no clue what this woman is accusing her of but that she would be paid one way or the other. Lady calls mom back. Yells all the above mentioned at my Mom and says she's not paying her then hangs up. Mom calls this woman's son and leaves a message that his Mom is calling her accusing her of stuff and refusing to pay her and wants the son to call back with husband's number. 45 minutes later the woman calls back. We let the machine get it. She calmly apologizes for what she did to Mom and says it all had to do with some computer cables that were missing and she thought Mom took them but it turned out to be her husband and he was a horrible man and that she would come to pay her on Monday. Ok, now it's Monday. News report: Allen Woman murders husband on Sunday evening by stabbing him multiple times, beating his head in with a rock, then slashes his wrists! You've probably all seen it on the local news if not read it in the newspaper if you live in Dallas. Now we're just waiting for the police to call us since I'm sure Mom's number is on her caller id several times.

Third, 2 of my dogs had to spend the night in jail because on Saturday when we left for lunch for 2 hours the fence blew over and they got out. Probably ran amuck through the neighborhood for an hour then got picked up by animal control. After some miscommunication on their part, we finally got a call on Sunday afternoon that our dogs were at the pound so we went to pick them up. Our dogs are microchipped. I highly recommend microchips because that's how they were identfied!